93 A Splendid Job 20 June

John Stanley-20 June 1355

John sat on the edge of the window balcony. Ximene looked over her shoulder without ceasing to comb her hair. She grinned. ‘Almost domesticity.’

It was a repeat of the first day at Muret. John danced in attendance whilst Ximene carried out a multitude of self-imposed tasks.

Lady Eleanor came looking for Ximene. ‘Gaston has asked to see you, Ximene.’

‘No I won’t go, if he were to annoy me and I lost my temper he might lock me away and that would ruin everything.’

‘That would be most unlikely, he wants you at the dinner tonight,’

‘I won’t take the risk, I don’t want to see him before the dinner. Tell him I am too busy choosing a dress.’

Lady Eleanor then tried to shoo John away, protesting that the ladies, including Ximene, really did want to try on some dresses.

John refused. ‘Please get your dresses and all go into the lounge. I will guard the door. There may have been more than one assassin, we must take no chances.’

The ladies, including Ximene and Lady Eleanor, obeyed him without question.

It was a new experience for John, he had never thought of himself as assertive. He listened as the chatter and eventually laughter inside the room reached a crescendo.

He was still there when the Earl arrived. The Earl was in his courtier image, this time black slashed leather with a dark grey infill.

‘Different time, the same question. Where is Ximene?’

John glowered but gestured to the door. ‘She is safe in here, as are all the ladies.’

The Earl knocked on the door. “Milady Ximene, it is William. I need to speak.’

It took a couple of minutes before Ximene emerged, still chuckling. She was dressed in a sumptuous pure white dress, with a narrow unbelted waist and a high collar.

‘We have been practising how quickly we can change from formal dress into riding clothes. We have been having races. It really is good fun and we are gradually getting better.’

‘Quite. Now… can we go to the library?’ The Earl swallowed hard…’you too John.’


‘I told John some time ago that Guillam had volunteered to guide you to meet Don Fernandino…’

Ximene did a little dance. ‘Good!’

John was sensitive to subtle changes in the Earl’s tone of voice. ‘And you do not now approve?’ He asked.

The Earl’s eyes flashed with annoyance.

‘Guillam really does not know whether Thierry is a hero or a villain, so any attempt by Thierry to contact you should be treated with great suspicion. Supposedly Thierry has no idea where Don Fernandino has been taken but it is the kind of unknown I have learned to distrust.’

He sighed. ‘We keep introducing additional risks. Lady Eleanor has asked that half a dozen of the Comte’s guards whom she believes are loyal to her should travel with us.’

Ximene started. ‘Oh! Henry.’

‘You knew about this?’

‘Only that Henry and some of his family came to Foix with Lady Eleanor. Henry went out of his way to swear loyalty to me.’

‘Well, it took me by surprise. It is an almost unacceptable risk, we cannot be absolutely sure where their loyalty lies.’

John frowned. ‘So you have refused to take them.’

No. But I have found a way of minimising the risk. They are now up at the camp. They have no idea of the details of the plan but have again sworn allegiance to Ximene. We have had Trencavel tabards made for them. They will ride with us but will be clearly identifiable. I will instruct Piers will keep an eye on them. Once they pass St Girons they can do no harm. If one or more of them does double back all they can tell anyone is that Ximene is on her way to Bordeaux, which is what we want people to think.

Ximene bit her lip. ‘Henry will know of the substitution. He knows that Alyse can be made to look exactly like me.’

‘He might suspect, but he cannot know, even I cannot tell you apart.’

‘Henry will know, however I do not think he will do anything other than guard Alyse.’ She chuckled. ‘Alyse’s love life in Bordeaux could get very interesting. Henry and Piers. Competing.’

John saw a questioning look pass across the Earl’s face.

Ximene could not stop chuckling. ‘No it’s nothing, just me being mischievous.’

The Earl frowned. ‘Hmmm, dont forget that in Bordeaux, Alyse will be treated as if she is the future Queen of England. I dont want any amorous adventures spoiling the illusion. Well it is all too late, I will warn Piers that the situation is even more complicated than I thought it was.

He hesitated. ‘There is yet another matter causing me some concern. Guillam will use the Cathar trails he knows. The route he has chosen passes Monsegur.’

John blinked. ‘Monsegur?’

Ximene answered. ‘A Cathar holy place.’

The Earl frowned ‘More than that, a fortress. Lady Eleanor told me about it as a possible escape route a week ago, she leant me a book giving some of it’s history. Interesting… but I was not impressed, it’s usefulness demanded knowledge of the Cathar trails. Now Guillam has told the Prince that he can arrange for you to rest there.’

He winced. ‘In the process of agreeing to the final arrangements, The Prince now proposes that he should ride with you to Chateau Monsegur. It can be reached in three or four hours.

He sighed deeply. ‘Ximene you could still stop this nonsense by changing your mind and coming to Bordeaux.’

‘No, William, No. You have just offered me what you know I want and now you want to take it away. Tell him, John, you know how much I want complete freedom.’

The Earl raised an eyebrow. ‘Yes, go on, tell me, John.’

John’s teeth clamped together and his eyes opened wide. He realised he had to respond. ‘Milord, I believe Ximene has never wavered in her determination to go to Sicily.’

The Earl glared at John. ‘So John, you finally show your hand, but as you now know, it is only what I expect.’

He smiled briefly before shaking his head. ‘This is quite the most foolhardy enterprise in which I have ever been involved. Ximene would be much safer travelling along the Cathar trails, which are known to Guillam, Don Fernandino and probably no one else. It is midsummer. There would be little personal discomfort involved in travelling the whole distance to Don Fernandino’s hideaway, without resting at Monsegur.’

John broke in. ‘Milord, this is all new to the Lady Ximene and myself. We have never refused to use the Cather trails, we have never insisted on resting at Monsegur.’ He glanced at Ximene and she nodded. John realised with a shock that he was in charge, he was representing Ximene.’

The Earl reached out and put his hand on John’s shoulder. ‘ We John? We?’ He nodded and turned away.  ‘But the truth is that the Prince has determined to find an excuse to visit Monsegur. The Prince knows that a hundred years ago many Cathars were burned to death there, at the end of the Albigensian Crusade, after a siege which lasted many years. The Prince wants to see it for himself.’

John felt Ximene move closer to him.

The Earl again turned to face them.

‘Anyway, we cannot let him take this trip unaccompanied. It means that at the very least our expeditionary force must travel to Monsegur with him. On the paved road to Monsegur, there is a guard point. I have not had the chance to assess its security.

The Prince is of the opinion that the Comte’s guards will not be able to stop us if we pass them at night, without warning, and that might well be true, but they will be aware of our passage. The guards could then guide others to follow us.’

There were the faint strains of musicians tuning up. The Earl finally permitted himself a smile.

‘Oh well, that is all for tomorrow. The evening begins. Bonne chance, John, bonne chance, Ximene.’


The guests from outside accessed the upper castle through the hairpin ramp and main entrance at the north end of the pinnacle of rock.

The Prince, Jean de Grailleu and Lord James arrived early evening. They left their horses at a temporary stable which had been provided at the lower end of the ramp and ascended on foot. The Earl hurried to join them.


Outside in the courtyard, there was a network of ropes and chains  The artisans had erected several large candelabra and appeared to be still working on the lighting.


John checked Piers’ uniform and stood patiently as Piers returned the favour. He then picked up a  huge metal shield, which had been taken from the walls of Lady Eleanor’s dining room.  It was now emblazoned with the lion rampant, the insignia of Aquitaine.

Piers picked up a second shield, now finished in the same way.

John was nervous and not just because there were many unknowns in the plan he had worked on for two weeks.

He felt strange wearing the uniform of a Prince’s guard when he was now committed to serving Ximene.

Serving Ximene? Perhaps in the eyes of the Joan, the Earl and the Prince.  No, it was now a reality. He had represented Ximene’s interests and preferences above those of the Earl. There was no turning back.

John tested the massive handle which had been attached to the reverse of his shield by the engineers; immovable!

As they climbed the spiral staircase, John had to change the orientation of his shield to match the profile of the staircase and he knew that Piers must be doing the same thing immediately behind him.

Eventually, he emerged into the bright lights of the great hall with its elegantly shaped but roughly-finished domed roof. The room was absolutely full of people. The scene glittered with light, not just from the candelabra and the table lights but from the jewellery adorning both men and women. The dominant colours of the costumes were black for the men and white for the women, but there were also splashes of red, turquoise and deep blue.

Soft background music filled the room but John could not immediately see the musicians. John positioned himself at the right-hand side of the mouth of the stairwell. and adjusted his position to match that of Piers who took his place on the left.

Ximene, Lady Eleanor, Guillam, Catherine de Roet and finally Paon de Roet emerged from the stairwell in single file

Gaston immediately approached, kissed Ximene’s hand and took her away into the centre of the room.

John saw the Earl waving frantically.

‘Come on Piers.’ John worked his way towards the Earl but it was not easy in such a crowded room. A sideways glance told him that Piers was having a similar difficulty.

In the end, the Earl moved towards them ‘Come with me, pretend to be in attendance to me but the three of us must surround Ximene.

Gaston was presenting Ximene to a very tall, slim man with a pinched face and the most elaborate dress.

They were still some distance away when the Prince cut across their path. ‘ How dare he invite Louis of Anjou, tonight is supposed to celebrate my union with Ximene.’

The Earl growled under his breath, ‘ It’s his way of announcing that no agreement has yet been finalised. Getting her out of here is not a moment too soon.’

The Price moved on, his face flushed, his hands clenched by his sides.

John glanced at the Earl. ‘Louis of Anjou?’

The Earl’s eyes narrowed. ‘One of the chief competitors for Ximene’s hand. It is a calculated insult. There have been wars started for less. It must mean that my assessments of our last discussion with Gaston were wrong and Ximene was right. Anyway, we will have the last laugh. She will leave with us in less than two hours.’

At this point, the music raised in both volume and tempo, the smell of food permeated through the hall. Gaston escorted Ximene to the table, with Louis in close attendance. A majordomo took charge of the seating. The Earl swore. John looked at him curiously, he had never heard the Earl swear before.

Even John, with virtually no experience of the implications of seating arrangements, understood the reason for the Earl’s annoyance. The Comte had positioned Louis of Anjou to his right, then Ximene and then the Prince. Surely, considering the occasion the Prince should have been positioned closer to the Comte than Louis!

To the left of the Comte sat his wife, Agnes, beyond her, sat Pierre-Raimon the Compte de Comminges.  Beyond him again was Pipa’s parents Paon and Catherine Roet.  This choice of seating symbolically separated the Prince from his liegemen.  Beyond the Prince to his right sat Lady Eleanor and then Guillam and finally the Earl.

Both the Capital and Lord James were isolated on the extreme fringes of the table.

Four of the Comte’s guards were centred behind him which effectively pushed John and Piers outwards.  John found himself behind Lady Eleanor. The Prince looked over his shoulder to check the final arrangement. John realised that the Prince was trapped there was nothing he could do. He would have had to shout across Ximene and Louis to make a protest to the Comte.


Doubts entered John’s mind. He could not be sure if Gaston knew of the plans for her escape. He noticed that two of the Comtes guards had now been placed at the head of the stairwell. His mind whirled.


Each course was brought in as a procession accompanied by a fanfare of trumpets and martial music. Pheasant, baby pig, venison, and duck relentlessly followed each other. During each course jugglers, mummers, acrobats and troubadours performed.  The fact that the room was long and narrow, led to some spectacular running acrobatics very close to the table.

During the quieter passages, it was possible for John quite naturally to convey instructions to both Lady Eleanor and Guillam. To a casual observer, it appeared they were discussing the performers.

Immediately the dessert course had been served, Lady Eleanor pronounced herself to be fatigued. No one was surprised when Guillam escorted her from the room. When they passed the guards they attracted no attention whatsoever. It was only a few minutes later, as everyone was looking forward to what was promised as a memorable end of feast entertainment, that a cry went up that there was a fire on the hill.

‘The English camp is on fire.’

‘Come and see.’

‘The soldiers could be trapped.’

Everyone dashed outside to observe the spectacle. There was indeed a raging fire. The Prince called on all his adherents to leave in order to fight the fire. People ran in all directions. In the middle of the confusion, Ximene slipped away down the spiral staircase.  John moved along to Pipa’s parents and after a suitable gap indicated that they also should leave. It all seemed to take so long. The guards were so distracted that they hardly noticed them go. John forced himself to count to ten before he signalled to Piers to depart. There was an animated conversation between the guards and Piers but after heart-stopping moments he was allowed to leave.

Once more, John counted to ten whilst he walked around the room to approach the steps. He was concerned that because the room was clearing, as more and more people rushed outside, his movement might be noticed. He approached the guards cautiously.

Oh, you are another one who’s horse is in the town?’ John nodded. ‘ It will probably be all over by the time you get there.’

John advanced down the first twist of the spiral staircase. At this point he manoevered his shield above his head and pulled it down firmly so that it bit into the masonry either side of the stairwell, blocking access. As he did this, Piers met him coming up the stairs with a rope, which was quickly threaded through the handle of the shield. They both then pulled on the free end of the rope until it was tight and tied it off. John knew that the far end of the rope was firmly attached to two large sacks of earth.  There was now no way that the shield could be moved from above. Just to be certain, they repeated the process with Pier’s shield a little further down. As they descended the remainder of the stairwell, John noted with satisfaction that all four bags were hanging from the ropes, meaning the full weight of the sacks was holding the shields in position.

As he emerged from the base of the stairwell, he was greeted by a cheery-faced artisan, who he recognised as one of the engineers from the expeditionary force. They ran across to the mouth of the other stairwell. It was completely blocked with the chairs and segments of the tables from the bathing balcony. They were all tied together by a long chain, which had been tightened by hooking a grappling iron fitted to the end of the chain through a huge staple, which had been installed halfway down the stairwell, late in the afternoon. The whole cascade had then been pulled tight against a complete table which had been placed across the top of the stairwell. The chain had been tied off around the table legs. The result was that to come up the stairway, guards would have to hack their way through a ten-foot maze of substantial wooden sections.

They ran to the edge of the courtyard. Overhead the network of ropes from which hung the candelabra now carried a structure hanging over the wall of the courtyard. Out of the darkness, a platform with ladders below it appeared over the wall lifted by a traction system mounted on the structure. A second artisan pulled the platform into the wall using one of the overhead rope assemblies. He triumphantly tied it off and announced that the steps he had created were safer than the spiral staircases. And so it proved. The access ladders were all enclosed in frameworks and the bottom of each frame was boarded, providing both stiffnesses to the structure and a landing for those using the steps.

The small group descended to the banks of the river without any difficulty and were mounting their horses nearly a tenth of a league away when they heard shouts of greater urgency coming from the castle. They rode as quickly as they could alongside the walls of the town and crossed the bridge over the Ariège. Once over the bridge, they rode into the trees to await the arrival of the Prince.  They had not long to wait. In the dead of night, they felt as well as heard the approach of two hundred riders. The Prince was at the column’s head. He stopped only to ask John if Ximene was safe and to look back at the chateau, now silhouetted by the light from the burning camp.

‘We did a good job of building the bonfire,’ he muttered to John ‘and you did a splendid job of everything else.’

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